nottheamericanidiot: All of the important things in life I learned from the Princess Bride: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Chocolate makes it go down easier. Men in masks are not to be trusted. The word of a Spaniard is no good. You won’t get such an offer from the eels. Inconceivable does not mean what you think it means. As you wish really means, I love you. Death cannot...